Scrumpy

An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis.
e.g) The poachers of the apple world

Farmer: Did that guy just steal my apples, that scrumpy son of a bitch!!!

by stuartking March 31, 2009

Scump

To "Scump" is to stand with your arms crossed, eye's diverted away from any person, and humping. This act must be all business- no pleasure allowed.

A very serious pelvic thrust to an individual whilst ignoring that same person.

Person 1: Hey man why's that guy moving all funny around that girl?

Person 2: Don't worry man... He's just scumping!

by molecricket345 January 26, 2010

scrumpy bed

1) a bed that is all scrumpled up
2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know
3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy

"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"
"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."
"Uungh."

by hannah.smithie May 14, 2007

Swumpy

Adjective; a mix between sweaty and grumpy.

Example:

Guy 1: "Hey, are you alright?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I just woke up from nap. I'm a bit swumpy,"

by ComoEsJuan February 7, 2014

Scrumpy

Anything that is not smooth. Anything with a texture. Something that is scrumpy could look and feel bumpy, woven, grooved, knobbed, spiny, ribbed or knitted.

That pineapple is scrumpy. That’s a scrumpy shirt. Let’s play with the scrumpy ball.

by TheBabyWhoSaysHelloToEveryone September 18, 2023

Scrumpy

a rough cider with chokeable sized lumps in

that scrumpy looked the same coming up as going down

by :o) April 25, 2003

Shumpy

One who has long hair and likes to party a lot.
Known to chase girls.
Wearer of Hawaiian shirts and shorts.

Besides being a pronoun, it can be used as an adverb or adjective.

i.e. "I got so shump-ed up last night, you should have seen me."
<sing> "Shump around, Shump around, get up get down, Shump around."

by Bert February 19, 2004