Scrumpet

Scrumpet, or Scrumpets;

A slang term for semen, such as spooge, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc. Also used to bait unicorns with, as unicorns are known to be highly aroused by scrumpets.

Sue, would you like some scrumpets? There is a fresh batch here in my skin bag.

Unicorns and whorses alike can't resist the taste of fresh scrumpets.

I hooked up with Stacey last night, and dropped a fat scrumpet on her chin.

by Lord Pignuts April 21, 2009

Scrumble

Huggable. A cross between crumple and squish, used affectionately like a hug.

You're my little scrumble bunny!

by Bob8954321 November 22, 2006

Scruples

A showing of particular distaste and/or disagreement with any statement or person.

An englishman walks into a bar. He sees an attractive female. He asks her on a date. She says no. "DISPENSE WITH YOUR SCRUPLES, WENCH. I WILL HAVE THOUST BOOTY"

by Tballer4596 September 10, 2012

scrumpinstamina

adj. When a male has an excessive amount of sexual endurance. His energy is so high that he usually ends up fucking his partners into virtual stupors. One who possesses scrumpinstamina is usually multiorgasmic.

My guy has such scrumpinstamina that after I swallowed his spload he proceeded to cum six more times!!!

by Barry Flomar January 18, 2004

Scrumper

A mythical hot "townie" reported to live near college campuses and often referenced to lure friends into town to hang out and get laid.

Dude, come visit me at school. We can nail us some scrumpers!!

by Awwjwah2 August 26, 2013

Scrimple

A pimple located on the male scrotum.

"Will I become impotent if I pop this scrimple?" Ted asked his doctor.

by swamp_donkey January 11, 2015

Scrumplet

A small ball of fecal matter that gets caught in your pubic hair when you poop.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom. I had a scrumplet situation.

by Cruncle May 20, 2009