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Scrumples

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable
i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again
by Luke October 4, 2004
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scrambled eggs and ketchup

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
by Torbert October 16, 2020
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Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.
OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch
by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004
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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.
My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.
by JRBlack July 7, 2016
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scrumped

Past tense of scrump, English for poaching or nicking.
The boys went into the orchard and scrumped some apples.
by oldasiahand March 8, 2011
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scrimpled

a small unsurcomsized,wrinkled,srivled up dick.
omg Scott has a scrimpled up dick its nasty!
by patriot rue September 29, 2009
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scrample

A scrap as a sample. A representative sample of a thing, made by removing a scrap of the original item. Used mainly in remodeling homes, boats, etc., where the original item is too large to be brought whole to a paintshop for color matching or a lumberyard for comparison to available products.
Go get a scrample of that siding so we can match the grooves at the store.
by Jerome Laguna June 3, 2011
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