Scrolling Anticipation

The anticipation and excitement experienced by a user on a social networking site when scrolling through comments to find the newest one

I had a bad case of scrolling anticipation when scrolling through 5,954 comments on a picture to find out what Adam said to Sal.

by Brandon Gibson June 11, 2008

Bowl Scrolling

Looking at Facebook or the internet on your phone to amuse yourself while stuck on the toilet with an attack of bowel distress.

I was stuck in the bathroom a long time, glad I had my phone for some bowl scrolling.

by Boardwalk Broad October 20, 2015

bore scrolling

Hungry, cant decide and bored with the same thing.

She just finished bore scrolling the last hour. Careful.

by bydbyt December 2, 2021

sit and scroll

When you bring your phone into the bathroom to chill while you take a dump.

“Where the hell is Cameron?”
“Aw dude we won’t be seeing him for at least 20 minutes. He’s a sit and scroll type of guy. “

by Chopped basil July 29, 2019

Scrolling Eyes

When smoking marijuana, your eyes feel as if they are scrolling up and down, thus causing a very frame-by-frame/sketchy vision effect.

"That weed gave me scrolling eyes! It was like I was seeing everything in frames, it freaked me the fuck out!"

by Aaronxlv September 26, 2008

Poo Scroll

Aka toilet paper, shit tokens, ass wipes, etc.

Babe, can you pass me another poo scroll? It’s an emergency .

by Skirtt July 24, 2018

Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.

by BaconPancakes February 9, 2015