Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

noah scented mayo

Scented mayonnaise who makes a special appearance in the wonderful movie SPF-18. go watch it. Scented mayonnaise has many talents, including.. bowling, dancing, and well that seems to be it. So if you are ever having a bad day, I might just recommend watching watching this special scented mayonnaise we call noah, perform his lovely dance routine.. IN A BOWLING ALLEY. How can your day be bad after watching a masterpiece as such. Noah scented mayo is also notorious for speaking is soft and whisper like voices, thus making him mysterious and/or desirable. I guarantee once you watch a program with this special scented mayonnaise, you will fall madly in love instantly. I know i did!

“Noah scented mayo has such a delightful and sexy voice, it makes me want to dance outside of his window with a boom box!”-paige

by dolphin boi 69 February 18, 2021

Razor Brand Scooter

Your ankle's worst nightmare

"FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!" - most people after spending 8 seconds on a Razor Brand Scooter and immediately injuring themself

by A SvddenZaz Account December 30, 2021

SCOOTERTRASH

A biker who embodies the credo of "ride to live, live to ride," and who can usually be found with a shovelhead leaking oil on the nappy shag carpet of his rented, one-room, first floor apartment. White trash + scoot = scootertrash.

I went into the Sundowner saloon last Saturday night, and it was filled with scootertrash.

by Poet June 21, 2006

Scentence

When someone wears way too much perfume or cologne, and you are forced to sit next to them.

I was forced to serve a two hour scentence next to Dana. She smelled like she took a bath in Love's Baby Soft.

by VickyHatesYourSmell September 8, 2007

Sconser

(noun) A person who looks around when talking to you, to see if there's anyone more interesting about.

shoulder surfing

From Douglas Adams' (of Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy fame) book 'The Meaning of Liff'

Adrian is such a sconser, he was checking out my sister the entire time we were talking...

by thomas callan July 26, 2006

Scooter Bros

Any young kid (age 8-13) who roams with a gang of other kids while riding scooters, bikes,skateboards, etc. While alone, these kids are shy and timid but when with a clan of other scooterbros, they can become gay and think they own the streets at which time you must put them in their place.

The preferred way of dealing with said scooter Bros is driving by in your CAR and throwing miscellanious objects and/or yelling any obscenity that may bring to light the douchebaggery at hand.

"Hey fuckin Scooter Bros, Fuck YOU!!"

"Welcome to Fuckville Scooterbro!"

"SUCK MY TIIIITS!"

by brock da cock October 18, 2008