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Velvet Scorpion

A Velvet Scorpion is a red wine enema.
My cadet roomie gave me a Velvet Scorpion and fucked me till my head was spinning!
by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020
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El Scorpion

The person behind Such Global ops stages as Blue Death and SS land.
Also the Admin of The Official Global Ops Mapping sit and Global Moderator of the forums at www.sithf1.net
El Scorpion is a shitty GO player but kik ass at mapping he is a n00b on game
by Bob March 31, 2004
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The Scorpion

The act of stretching one's ballbag over your mouth and chin while yelling "get over here!". If it results in an orgasm you then yell "flawless victory!"
"This chick was going down on me, next thing I know she gave me the Scorpion"
by ....wait, what? December 19, 2014
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Stoptional

1.Either blowing through a stop sign while driving a motor vehicle, or failing to come to a complete stop; rolling stop

2. A stop sign in the middle of nowhere with no law enforcement or other drivers in the vicinity.
The cop, sitting behind the bend, gave the woman a ticket for her stoptional at the intersection.

Driving 95mph on the emptpy country road, Micheal observed the stoptional and blew through the intersection.
by Slapshotjpm April 14, 2009
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stoptional

1. Not completely stopping at a stop sign, but going through it. The majority of drivers do this.

2. In those rare instances when for some reason a stop light won't turn green, or turns red for no real reason. Usually when the light is old and doesn't have a sensor to tell it where traffic is coming from, but there can be other factors.
1. This sign isn't stoptional. There's a cop right over there.

2. Dude, there's a bus parked on the sensor over there. The light is never going to turn, just go through it. It's stoptional.
by Rook218 June 16, 2007
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scorpion woman

A total bitch that is way out of line. Scorpion women need to be put in their place.
Susan: Oh, by the way, i rang up $3000 on the credit card while you were working your ass off at work today...
Mike: You... SCORPION WOMAN!
by allyourbase1081 October 4, 2006
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cats are immune to scorpion venom

A phrase used to point out when someone makes an incredibly false and/or ignorant statement while honestly believing it to be true.
Cats are immune to scorpion venom.
by Benny Dee December 9, 2010
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