schoffing

Schoffing is an infinitive verb usually associated with groups of men sitting together in a public area watching other people go about their daily business while their wives are shopping.

Abdul and Asad spent the entire afternoon schoffing, while drinking mint tea in front of the local cafe.

by Cruising through time April 14, 2017

sclorf

When the fuzziness of something becomes weared away, but still fluffy. Some people dislike the feeling of it in their hands. It's like when that bitch Alissa puts the socks in the dryer for too long and they loose their soft fluff and it becomes a dull fluff. Fucking Alissa.

Alissa: Puts socks in dryer for over 3 hours
Nathan: Takes out the socks cuz Alissa is a lazy asshole "What the fuck. It feels so Sclorfed up."
Nathan, now mad: "Bend over Alissa, it's time to beat your ass harder than your dad beats you"

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 12, 2018

shloffy

the noun for when she gives you top but drools a lot

last night I wanted good top but I got shloffy

by alexisthetexan July 1, 2019

scoff

bitch cough

Carlie does not cough because coughing is for peasants, she scoffs instead.

by Potato Taco September 23, 2019

Scofflaw Voter

A short dictionary definition of "scofflaw" is "a contemptuous law violator." In practice it is often used to refer to a husband who stops paying his court-ordered alimony or child support. But, the term "scofflaw" can also be applied to US citizens who have the right to vote in elections, but who neglect to do so. In our democracy, voting is the most basic civic duty. Unless blocked by voter suppression, illness, or other understandable reason, voting should never be neglected.

Given all the current frustration with our national government, one primary cause of bad or weak government is the almost 40% of eligible voters, the scofflaw voters, who for whatever reason or rational, choose not to vote .

by PPpdddddddcc February 8, 2020

sloffee

A sloth in a coffee cup

For my birthday I got a card with a sloffee on it.

by Zoofie fish May 29, 2020

Scoffer

A large interbred specimen, usually humanoid that feasts on sympathy. They will go out of their way to make others miserable and attach themselves to a leader for protection.

James - "I'm really upset, woe is me"

Mark - "you're such a scoffer"

by Cleetus Mctickledicks January 12, 2021