schwaffel nuffer

is a retarded cat with rat teeth

wow what a schwaffel nuffer.

by choofy November 26, 2017

Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

by ferpsunited July 5, 2012

Schaeffer

Man who thinks highly of himself and his butthole he always touches little boys, somtimes masturbting in class.somtimes having sex with kirby.old saggy balls.

come here little boys, (kirby) mk schaeffer

by chad90000 May 2, 2008

Schaffer

When a male's scrotum becomes chaffed and sore.

Ran five miles today, total Schaffer on my balls!

by bellamy November 12, 2013

Schweeder

Lindsay's ,Tammara last name

Lindsay Schweeder is the best

by Lindsay December 1, 2003

schwiffet

advective - the act of being a jub. one who is a schwiffet is a schwiffeting jub. (measured on a schwiffometer, using the universal chuff law) (see jub, also see chuff)

"schwiffet my jubber you jubbing schwiffer"
or
"jub my schwiffer you schwiffering jubber"

by jub July 9, 2004

Schweiner

Synonymous with tits, but better. A way to describe something with lots of swag.

-That was awesome
-No, that was schweiner

by DHKessler February 14, 2012