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schrodinger douchebag

An individual, generally male, who says offensive things, either sexist, racist, or otherwise bigoted, and decides based on the reaction of those around them whether or not they were kidding.
President Trump has rung in the era of the Schrodinger douchebag.
by Cooper1988 May 27, 2020
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schrodinger's bootlicker

Someone who wants a small low budget government but wants the departments responsible for killing and imprisoning people to be as big and costly as possible. Tells people to respect authority and comply with the law but refuses to comply with the law when they can no longer get a haircut. Tells the government not to tread on them but cheers when the government treads on people's right to peacefully protest and cheers again they tread on people's right to getting a safe abortion. Claims that they need to own a mountain of firearms just in case they need to rise up against a tyrannical government but cheers when a tyrannical government starts snatching people off the street.
My uncle complains that big government is treading on his rights because he now has to wear a mask inside of public building and that it's his right to not wear a mask even he has a thin blue line sticker on the back of his pickup but then tells me that black people wouldn't get hurt by law enforcement if they just followed the law. I'd say he is a schrodinger's bootlicker
by Redman_121 August 27, 2020
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schrodinger's world

The world is both generated and not generated at the same time.
The world isn’t generating but it also is?
Ah you mean Schrodinger's world.
by Gerbityblah July 21, 2019
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Schrodinger’s hole

The situation at a mixed gendered glory hole where the recipient of the blow job can be considered simultaneously to be engaged in both a heterosexual and homosexual act.
Got sucked off at a Schrodinger’s hole last night. No idea who by.
by CMan101 October 26, 2022
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Schrodinger's Dog

When you exist, but no one ever speaks about you, they barely know you exist.
I have been feeling like Schrodinger's Dog lately. Nobody knows I exist.
by dragsbruh July 12, 2023
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Schrodinger's homo

When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."
Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."

Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"

Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022
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schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020
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