An individual, generally male, who says offensive things, either sexist, racist, or otherwise bigoted, and decides based on the reaction of those around them whether or not they were kidding.
by Cooper1988 May 27, 2020

Someone who wants a small low budget government but wants the departments responsible for killing and imprisoning people to be as big and costly as possible. Tells people to respect authority and comply with the law but refuses to comply with the law when they can no longer get a haircut. Tells the government not to tread on them but cheers when the government treads on people's right to peacefully protest and cheers again they tread on people's right to getting a safe abortion. Claims that they need to own a mountain of firearms just in case they need to rise up against a tyrannical government but cheers when a tyrannical government starts snatching people off the street.
My uncle complains that big government is treading on his rights because he now has to wear a mask inside of public building and that it's his right to not wear a mask even he has a thin blue line sticker on the back of his pickup but then tells me that black people wouldn't get hurt by law enforcement if they just followed the law. I'd say he is a schrodinger's bootlicker
by Redman_121 August 27, 2020

by Gerbityblah July 21, 2019

The situation at a mixed gendered glory hole where the recipient of the blow job can be considered simultaneously to be engaged in both a heterosexual and homosexual act.
by CMan101 October 26, 2022

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."
Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."
Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"
Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"
Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020
