Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers

Most of the boys are sporty, but most of them can be very chill. The girls can never get Starbucks without taking pictures and selfies with them, and are considered "not normal" if you don't wear Birkenstock sandals, or Crocs. They also talk about saving the turtles, showing off their metal straws and such. Most of the Middle Schoolers have an infinite ego, and like to gang up in groups, and basically make Ship accounts on Instagram to mess with / cause tea with people.

Oh my god check out those group of Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers. They all have Starbucks and are taking pictures of it!

by IronicBoi69 July 8, 2019

schoolee

A person who stays in school to avoid real life.

I can't get no job man. I'm a schoolee.

by Jim Pooler December 29, 2006

schoolee

One who gets schooled (see schooled)

Gets schooled by the "schooler" (see schooler)

Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from wood shop class!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

Schoolcraft

Verb; to throw a lap-top computer at a boss upon being fired.

When he was fired by Terry fired, Nick Schoolcrafted the mac book at his head. Andy was laughing.

by Way Tight November 16, 2011

home schoolers

The people we now worship and truthfully have respect because we can't handle quarantine what so ever. at this point we could use the word GOD to describe these people because they've managed to do that their whole life.

home schoolers ex:
every kid in America not being able to function because of school and online work and quarantine: "I can't do it any more, I mean really who does this"
home schooler: "I've done it"
another home schooler: "I've been doing this for ten years now"

by Superman_does_ballet May 22, 2020

Schooner Bum

A person who perceives him/herself as a savvy sailor and seafarer when in reality they have very little knowledge of the water. Mainly working for little to no pay pulling lines on big remakes of historic sailing vessels for the pleasure of tourists.

Enjoy Tom Waits, carharts, rum, and anchor tattoos- and do not seem to understand that being called a “Schooner Bum” is indeed an insult and implies your inability to get a real job.

Joe - "why is that girl wearing flannel and work pants and challenging all of us to arm wrestle her?"

Dave - "Because Joe, she's a schooner bum."

by Place mat September 28, 2011

private schoolers

A Person who attends a Private school. (Public school in the United Kingdom)
Can be derrogatory *rolls eyes* because people have no time to do anything worthwhile except tease eachothers schools.

A: Hey look there's Belinda.
B: Whose that? She doesn't go to school with us does she?
A: Nah, she's a Private Schooler.
B: ARGH Private Schoolers!
A: Grow Up.

by Dijlaann August 23, 2007