Schmidt

A person who is anti-social, just likes to be indoors all day, and ignore his/her friends to play video games.

Stop being a Schmidt and come hangout with your friends.

by racko.sb January 5, 2011

Schmidty

One who has lost all sperm due to acute Moutain Dew addiction.

a: jack says to tell you that you have no sperm...apparently mountain dew is bad for you
schmidty: Poisonous blashemies!!
Listen not to this heretic
he will soon be silenced
as will his counterpart Eric

by we destroyed phil's ability to produce offspring and and informed schmidty of his lack of sperm. April 28, 2005

schmidty

The coolest person all time! And will eventually kill me.

EH! Schmidty! will ye quit making all these wisecracks! I have asthma! you inconsiderate fool! I must depart, i have band.

by Haley RYan Rocks January 28, 2005

Schmidtman

AWESOME person! Person of the Schmidtman Clan. Unique in every way. Beautiful, sexy, strong, sexy, princess on the outside, porn-star on the inside.

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was Schmidtman like me!

by schmidty1 June 11, 2011

Nicole Schmidt

A selfish cunt that always puts herself in front of everyone. She constantly yells at others for not doing as she says. On occasions she can be enjoyable but with in a split second shes yelling at you for not letting her pinch you, or some shit like that.

Oh my gosh, she's such a Nicole Schmidt!

by Lick me pussy September 14, 2018

Schmitten

a scary game where everyone disappears.

Zoe- Let's play Schmitten!

by SCHMITTEN LOVER XOXOX September 29, 2011

Hinckley and Schmidt

State of being arrogant or expressing any other unfriendly state of mind. A play on the similarity of Hinckley to a random adjective and Schmidt to shit. Hinckley and Schmidt was a bottled water service company that has changed names to Hinckley Springs.

"Why you gotta get all Hinckley and Schmidt"

by McWax April 16, 2004