Glopper Schlopper

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contact don to find out what a glopper schlopper is

by Sphincks January 4, 2024

goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now

by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024

Schloogen Doogen

Cookie dough made with blended Hershey kisses instead of chocolate chips. Served raw to guests in the shape of a penis. And balls.

It's ok. We have Hershey Kisses. Just make a schloogen doogen.

by Seymour B. April 12, 2011

schlonger donger

A big ole schlong

look at his schlonger donger

by cj123kchhs January 13, 2016

Schloemer

A guy who's actually nice, but you just want to tell him to go fuck himself every time you see him.

Hey look it's Schloemer, fuck you Schloemer.

by elcaptain6969 September 9, 2016

schlongerz

When a baseball player hits a bomb over 450ft dead center.

Dang... Joe hits schlongerz at the plate!

by Baseball Player 22 July 25, 2017

schlobbernogged

When you’re too wasted to speak actual words

“Dude im schlobbernogged”
“My mom is calling dude I can’t answer I’m too schlobbernogged”

by Jujubop January 5, 2018