Mayonnaise Slapping

When you cum along a girls butt crack and she twerks and her ass slaps together.

"My girl is the best at Mayonnaise Slapping" "Damn"

by memestar36469 June 16, 2018

ass slapping/whooping

ur momma about to slap yo ass so hard u will fly to da moooooooooooooon

Mum: you havent done ur home work so its time for ur ass slapping/whooping Guy
Guy: *dies from da ass slapping/whooping lol*

by I did ur mother at November 17, 2021

National Cock Slapping Day

April 7th, national cock slapping day

Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh

April 7th, national cock slapping day

by The1Dumbass April 4, 2022

Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.

Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.

by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015

slapping bag

Slapping bag refers to the act of sexual intercourse with an attractive female counterpart. The term comes from the act of ones ballsack (the bag) slapping against the female partners ass during rough sex.

Bro1: Yo did you slap some some bag last night?
Bro2: Yeah dude I was slapping bag with that hottie all night.
Bro1: Niceeeee.

by Gazman1 January 24, 2017

Slapping the Bag

Cugging wine from a bag from a Franzia box

Kelly: Patrice come slap the bag

Patrice: Kelly tf that mean
Kelly: Put the nozzle of the bag in ya mouth and chug hoe , slapping the bag!

Patrice: Bet

by hnnnaha June 5, 2018

Johnny Slapping

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice

Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"

by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009