schlank

This word was pioneered by the infamous Brisbane suburban renegade "Hippy". This wretched vagrant and his frankly criminal exploits all over the suburbs these past few years has seen the slow spread of the term in the nomenclature of Brisbane's youth.

What exactly the term means remains unclear, and in fact, its very likely it means absolutely nothing at all.

The conclusion here is that the word was most likely coined by Hippy while he was Chewbaccin' (completely fucked, only able to mutter and grunt incoherent and vaguely Wookie-ish sounds). It seems he fluked the word 'schlank', and upon someone else having to recount the previous night's events, he decided he enjoyed the word and began using it to randomly replace other words in sentences.

Its most recognized form is an adverb in sentences organizing or describing being fucked up.

"Oi what up mad dog you wanna get on the schlank tonight or wat?"

"Those pills any good cunt?"
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diapilated eyes, idiot grin "Fuck yeah bro I'm schlanked"

While cruising down the Valley on the back of a street sweeping machine after getting kicked out of the Mustang: "HAHAHA SCHLANKITY SCHLANK!"

by fulljackbarry August 27, 2010

schlocked out

Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)

He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.

by ralphenstein December 7, 2010

Schlarkadark

When some one takes their arms out and moves them up and down in small, or large motions.

I love to Schlarkadark people-Dat Musser

by ScreamingPterodactlyArmpits February 28, 2013

Schlocked

Safely locked with doors shut.

We walked into the corner and we were all secured, all lights off, all doors schlocked.

by Minimichael123 March 7, 2016

schlakadamode

terrorist that goes around yelling “GLAT” with a finger gun mysteriously blowing shit up

Yo did you see Schlakadamode blow that shit up? That GLAT really no joke.

by Schlakadamode July 12, 2019

Schmacked

Getting very lit with friends or family

Yo Sadie’s was so schmacked. We danced all night

by Rdeb April 4, 2019

Schlank

To Schlank means to lick with aggression

I like to Schlank with my girlfriend.

by BurgerBoy4life July 30, 2019