It means jizzing in someone's ear and taking a spoon and mixing the jizz and ear wax together and eating it.
Example 1:
Person 1 "Did you go to her house?"
Person 2 "Yeah we were schlorking all night"
Example 2:
"Hey Shawty, get ready to get schlorked!"
Example 3:
"Wanna schlork later?"
Example 4:
"Uhh I'm such a schlorker"
Person 1 "Did you go to her house?"
Person 2 "Yeah we were schlorking all night"
Example 2:
"Hey Shawty, get ready to get schlorked!"
Example 3:
"Wanna schlork later?"
Example 4:
"Uhh I'm such a schlorker"
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Schlacking • schlackin • Schalacking • schlucking • schmackin • Shlackin • shlacking • schacking off • schlackity • schlanking
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Get the Schmocking it mug.A "Schlaboing" is usually a mighty, overflowing, throbbing male reproductive organ. It is mostly located on weebs and discord mods lower half, between the legs. Sometimes it can be impotent and frightfully small.
*Adrien just gave an immaculate pounding to his nezuko bodypillow and came into a jar, with his grandmas picture inside.*
Nezuko chan: Adrian made flamefully erotic kinky love to my whimsically tight puh, but his schlaboing exploded into a jar with a picture of my silly little boys sexy grandma inside.
Adrien san: Sorry nezuko... It's national grandma's day. I had to...
Nezuko chan: Don't worry... I would happily include your milfy granny with her big mommy milkers in our hot acts.
Adrien san: Thanks. It means a lot to me.
Nezuko chan: I love you, and your schlaboing.
Adrien san: I love you too pookie.
Adrien's Granny from the speakers in adriens gooncave: I love you too kids. I had a wonderful time in the camera room.
Adrien san, Nezuko chan: Hiii grandmaaaa!!!
--Happy End--
Nezuko chan: Adrian made flamefully erotic kinky love to my whimsically tight puh, but his schlaboing exploded into a jar with a picture of my silly little boys sexy grandma inside.
Adrien san: Sorry nezuko... It's national grandma's day. I had to...
Nezuko chan: Don't worry... I would happily include your milfy granny with her big mommy milkers in our hot acts.
Adrien san: Thanks. It means a lot to me.
Nezuko chan: I love you, and your schlaboing.
Adrien san: I love you too pookie.
Adrien's Granny from the speakers in adriens gooncave: I love you too kids. I had a wonderful time in the camera room.
Adrien san, Nezuko chan: Hiii grandmaaaa!!!
--Happy End--
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John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."
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Get the schlinking it (triangle style) mug."Den Schlanken" is german for "The Thin". When your friend is in a 1 versus X position in an FPS game, you usually say "Mach den Schlanken" or "Do the Thin" which means, "Take his Life" or "Fucking end him". Or in other words, fucking obliterate and kill him.
Person 1: Bro shit I have to kill 5 dudes on my own.
Person 2 (Spectator) : Fuck it mach den Schlanken bro.
Person 2 (Spectator) : Fuck it mach den Schlanken bro.
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