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Screaming Owl

Snatching /screaming owl

Where a woman rides you cowgirl position, during this sge reaches behind her and snatches the exposed males jewels and stuffs them into her anus. This causes the male to scream like the Tasmanian masked owl to which the female mimics.
Fuck mate, my balls are still recovering from Sarah shoving them up her ass. I love it when she whips out a screaming owl.
by lillystrange December 30, 2016
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screaming shits

When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019
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Holy Screaming Eagle Shit

1. An expression that is used when someone is surprised, amazed, or disgusted.

2. it is the greater version of "holy shit"

3. it is very popular phrase among military personnel.
1. "You are the worst fucking soldier that has ever served, Holy Screaming Eagle Shit"

2. "Holy Screaming Eagle Shit, dude. I can't believe you made it thru Boot camp."
by 36A April 29, 2014
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masterbatory scheming

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
by Hylindar September 2, 2014
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stay schemin

Stay Schemin: grind and plan ahead
drake: "how are you such a baller my niggah?"
common: "i stay schemin drizzy"

philero: "stay schemin my niggah..."
drake: "no doubt kuhz.."
by DJPhilero January 12, 2012
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screaming mongolian

when a hairy vagina is turned inside out during quick pull-out so the vagina looks like two lips and a beard.
Gee sally your vagina looks like a screaming mongolian.

Xiao Fang
by The real Biker August 19, 2009
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Screaming Penguin

When a man and a woman are having sex outside on a winter day and the man removes his dick from her vagina, dips it in the snow and re-inserts it after it has been chilled.
After a long day of making snow angels, Francko thought it would be romantic to introduce Nicolette to the screaming penguin.
by Pat Kerins April 11, 2010
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