Slaunch

Defined as a fish, preferably A large mouth bass in the weight range 4-7 pounds. Anything over 7 pounds is considered a Slaunch Donkey also abbreviated as SD.

Holly cow dude!! That’s a slaunch!

by TheHandsomestBass April 14, 2019

Scrunchy

A slang word for a person's arsehole.

Person 1: 'Have you ever noticed a person's sphincter looks quite like a scrunchy.'
Person 2: 'Now that you mention it, yes it does.'
Person 1: 'So in that case, I put it in Lisa's scrunchy last night.'

by CH405 May 28, 2010

saunch

The Saunch is the removed 4-skin of the males penis.

Derreck Krause ate his own saunch, after he was pumped full of steroids.

by Hugh G. Rection May 13, 2005

scrunchie

a very nice hair accessory that is currently being overused by basic white girls especially emma chamberlain

kailey: "hey guess what tiffany i got a new scrunchie and it looks just like emma chamberlains!"

by dopplegangercity September 14, 2018

scrunch

To simultaneously Squeeze and CRUNCH.

The classic problem of trying to scrunch twenty-eight poinds of
shit into a twenty-seven-pound basket.

by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003

Slaunching

verb

To move rapidly in any direction, usually upwind, in order to not be offended by one's own stench.

You may have showered at someone else's house, Jill, but it's just a matter of time before you come slaunching back to me.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius December 13, 2017

Scunch

To expand and retract a scrunchie/hair band around hand for mild pleasure. Inspired by Scunci the dog of the person who created the scrunchie.

I've been scunching all day

by scrongtheeighth November 2, 2019