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the sampler

n. an orgy with a member of every race
n. sexual intercourse with a member of every race on separate occasions.
Last night I had the sampler but the Asian girl bitched too much.

If only I could find a Native American girl I could complete the sampler!
by Johnny Two Toes November 17, 2007
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sample

1. Sex, especially without caressing, coercion, cuddling or foreplay.

2. A piece of pussy.

3. A piece of dick.

4. A quickie.
This can also be expressed as "a sample."
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 17, 2006
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Sayle

weirdo freak in the weirdest coolest most awesomest ever way...
Hey lets go Sayle tonight. Or...Wow did you see her down that can of whip? She is such a Sayle!!! ;)
by sweetstarr February 18, 2009
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Whitman Sampler

A sample of chocolate candies that come in a varity pack, usually around Valentine's Day.

The adjective would be to us the term to describe a promiscious person.
She's been passed around so much, she's like a Whitman Sampler.
by Momotaro October 3, 2003
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Maple Sampler

A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.
Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
by Cdizzeley January 26, 2010
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Sampler

When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.
I like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- Lemme get a sampler.
by Christine Jeremy December 15, 2008
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sample sale remorse

the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.
"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."
by adecasp January 15, 2011
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