Samoset

Like Oneco, Samoset is one of many ghetto shit holes in Manatee county, Fl. Its main exports are crackheads, ratchet black people, and Southeast High dropouts/ pothead teens.

If you live near Bradenton you'll know not to fuck around Samoset.

by Shitty_Cities September 11, 2018

samolians

Samolians - money - fee - payment for work done

"No, an initial design & i'll try & get sometime with him regarding the samolians..."

by zane3021 April 24, 2008

Samoan

Large Polynesian people who originally hail from Samoa but can be found in larger numbers throughout New Zealand and Australia. Generally very friendly but only piss them off if you're tired of living

Littly Timmy was sick of living, so he went to Auckland to piss off some Samoans

by Dangerous G March 28, 2004

samohi

SAMOHI is short for Santa Monica High School. In California.
The school is broken up into "houses" where each house has a principal. The houses are: S, A, M, O, H, I.
Its pretty much an awesome school.

Person: What school do you go to?
Student: I go to SAMOHI.

by bitchhhhplease November 22, 2007

samo soccer

A gigantic sex orgy with Ozzie in the middle while Frank watches with a video camera and a bottle of lotion...

That hoe bag over there is definetely a samo soccer player.

by Allie Bronstein January 29, 2005

samoan shakedown

When 5 black dudes shove their cocks in a white kids ass usually to steal his/her money

A geeky white guy says: why do u have your hands clutching your rectum
Faggy white kid responds: I tried to go to a party last night but they gave me a samoan shakedown in the back ally instead

by Swag killa doe May 30, 2014

Samod

Samod is a 96 year old cynical soul in the body of a gnome.

He is a sexy beast
He loves evening naps
He spends 50 minutes trying to shit KEYWORD trying.
He has a flute that everyone wants to play
He sits in his room broken hearted, where he came to shit but only farted.

It didn't used to exit only. There is only one samod in this world.

by Fluteplayer17 October 16, 2019