by Adz January 22, 2004
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Man i can't believe she told me her parents were getting divorced so she could break up with me, an absolute liz samson
by wheresthepeaceandlove June 29, 2009
Get the liz samson mug.A very sexy intelligent human life form. A natural aphrodisiac. Stunning in looks but clever in the mind. Very attractive in looks. Good in insterments such as the guitar, piano, and women. Cunning and usually in shape. A Beast in life.
Damn, look at that Samonte
by Ben Takesit June 30, 2009
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Matt; Yo man did you see that Samoan fire dance last night?
Ethan; Yeah dude that was sick but I hope Chris' dick is alright
Ethan; Yeah dude that was sick but I hope Chris' dick is alright
by EthanMac32 June 13, 2018
Get the Samoan Fire Dance mug.He´s the kindest, nicest person you could ever meet. Yes, he has his flaws but you don´t care. He´s too adorable. He´s sexy, cute, nice, funny, and someone you´ll wanna spend the rest of your life with. He will cry if you break up with him. If he falls for someone, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn´t even know for 30 seconds. Whenever you´re on the phone with him, he will make you laugh. Even if it´s stupid. Yes, he´ll do any dare you give him. Such as running into a tree. The lifestyle may not be the one you want, but you´ll do anything to be with him. You´ll make it work. You love him and even if he thinks you say it a lot, you haven´t. He doesn´t even know. He´s very open and his friends will embarrass him which will you die laughing.
¨i love samson.¨
by Derpy_Cat April 23, 2019
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Get the Samson mug.Large Polynesian people who originally hail from Samoa but can be found in larger numbers throughout New Zealand and Australia. Generally very friendly but only piss them off if you're tired of living
by Dangerous G March 28, 2004
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