simonet

doing something stupid or wrecklace without thinking

that kid just did made a huge simonet and it may have completely ruined his life

by joe wiles101 June 14, 2010

Shamone

He Heeee! That shit is crazy mo fo!
It is not popularised by Bo Selecta, nor does it mean Show More! It is in fact popularised by Michael Jackson himself and if you check the lyrics of BAD by the man himself he is actually saying C'mon which means "come on" which means shamoooooonnneee!! You wanna check my body? They be lookin at at me wiv desire thats what you say right?!!!!

.He Heeee! That shit is crazy mo fo!
It is not popularised by Bo Selecta, nor does it mean Show More! It is in fact popularised by Michael Jackson himself and if you check the lyrics of BAD by the man himself he is actually saying C'mon which means "come on" which means shamoooooonnneee!! You wanna check my body? They be lookin at at me wiv desire thats what you say right?!!!!

by muzzy December 18, 2003

Salmonella

A very rare but feircley aggressive multi-condensed DNA gene that can be contracted threw close physical/sexual contact with the breeding organs aka: genitals of a dyslexic salmon with missing chromozones, once sexual penetration has been breached with the downsyndrome dyslexic salmon you will acquire salmonella

salmonella will change your DNA and turn you into a homosexual, if already a homo you will become a transvestite or a parking inspector

Oi bily ya risky fuck wit don’t put your cock in that retarded fish or youll get salmonella

by The dank salmon June 9, 2018

Simone Taylor

A fat slag who cheats on her lanky ginger boyfriend and ditches her mates for boys she don’t even know

Err is that simone Taylor she’s got a fishy fanny her

by Ittybittytitty523 May 13, 2020

A Simone Looze

A very unpleasant woman. There is no good quality in her brain. A real cunt of a woman but that word is still not strong enough. she only thinks of herself and takes pleasure in the pain of others

Her: so what if I fucked you dad and ended your parent's marriage, then put my cigarette out in your grandma's ashes while taking a shit on your dog. I still got laid, didn't I?
Him: you are such A Simone Looze.

by Chubbs_McCoy July 24, 2018

sussy simone

The act of being sussy whilst being simone

Laylaa: hi
Simone: HEllo
Layla: stop being a sussy simone

by Paul "Gypsy" Miller November 10, 2021

Synnøve and Simone

Two amazingly hot and intelligent girls. They appear like innocent angels and you would never expect them to swear or drink, but get to know them and you will be shocked to find out just how dirty a sense of humor they process and how experienced they are.

Guy: wow, those girl is such sweethearts!

Person who knows them: fs, "Synnøve and Simone" are nothing like that!

by Sissy... March 20, 2013