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sambles

The absolute inability to read drawings, follow simple commands or accept any fault. Being a complete and utter twat. Specifically in the building trade in the west coast of Scotland.
You have really made a sambles of that! You unbelievable arsehead, what the fuck were you thinking.
by the mushroom squad May 20, 2014
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Smole

When someone smiles with a big a mole on his face. The mole must be of adequate size to distract you from any of there other features.
Kyle has a great smole.
by BILLYP February 20, 2015
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sample trample

people bum rushing each other over a very desirable offering at the Costco food sample station
And how's your grandma doing?
It's so sad. She's recovering from a broken hip after she got sample trampled at Costco at the Kobe beef sizzler sample station.
by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
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The Sampler

A method of oral sex when a man (or women) eats out a womans vagina. You go in lightly, just barely licking the edge of the clit, and gradually increase the strength and length of your licks/penatrations with your tongue so you are "sampling" the woman's vag.

Some ladies consider it to be more arousing due to the gradually heightening and intensity of the licks/strokes.
Oh man Johnny gave me a the sampler last night and it really hit my spot!

Tim sampled Alexandra's pussy as he ate her out.
by middymax May 2, 2009
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Shmole

A shmole is someone who does something strange or walks odd. In general a shmole is anything that does something u wouldnt do..
Look at Tara, shes such a shmole!

Look at you shmoling along the road.

Omg you have such SHMOLE hair today!!

Girl- You look nice
Girl 2- Noo i feel like a shmole!
by moobhead November 13, 2010
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by Davemyster5 November 16, 2021
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SaMuLe

A stupid cunt and also a jew
Awwwww dude stop hoarding all the money you're being a real SaMuLe
by YoUrElocalslutyspiderman June 13, 2019
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