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1. (n) Sammitz is a mispronunciation of the word "sandwich" by way of the more common mispronunciation, "sammich," and likewise has connotations of special goodness or quality.

2. (n) Used as part of the phrase "go make me a sammitz," which can mean many things, including "go do something else," "go do something for me that I don't want to do myself," or the obvious, "go make me a sandwich."
1. Damn, this is a good-ass sammitz!

2. Why are you all up in my grill? Bitch, go make me a sammitz!
sammitz by Talmanes January 6, 2005
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A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.
sammich by howlincoyote2k1 March 22, 2007
The audios that are non sammich are clean the one that are sammich have sex in it and moaning, I recomend sammicher
Yagami yato makes sammich and non sammich audios for all of you kinky little fuckers
Sammich by Hornyweebfucker July 13, 2020

Sammeled 

To cum all over something or someone. Also a common African male name.
He sammeled all over her face and she loved it. Sammel walked into the club and all the ladies wanted to fuck him. He sammeled so much she was choking.
Sammeled by DEFINEINSHITALLDAY October 18, 2014
Similar to dummied except the ownage is much more intense. Any form of severe ownage.
That hood rich thug just got summied by the police.
summied by tonythetiger05 April 25, 2007
A beautiful persian girl. Usually very talkative and fun. People love to be around her. Boys fall in love with her whether they want to or not. Very studious but also a procrastinator. She will always be here for you and will put other's feelings first.
"I'll only go if Samiera is going"

"Samiera got a fat ass"

"I love Samiera so much"
Samiera by Angelicapeter December 10, 2013
When you agree with someone and you’re in a good mood
I’ve had a stressful day today! “Yeah samsies”