Ritenemleps

A medical condition where someone can physically die of embarrassment, if the issue arrises

Did you know that Jessica was recently diagnosed with Ritenemleps?

by Shreccccc October 17, 2018

Immortal Rites

Gathered for a sacred rite

Subconscious minds allied

Call upon immortals

Call upon the oldest one to intercede

Rid us of our human waste

Cleanse our earthly lives

Make us one with darkness

Enlighten us to your ways

From churning worlds of mindlessness

Come screams unheard before

Haunting voices fill the room

Their source remaining undefined

Shadows cast from faceless beings

Lost for centuries

Lords of death, I summon you

Reside within our brains

Cast your spells upon our lives

So that we may receive

The gift of immortality

Bestowed on those who seek you

Immortal Rites

by Death Menace September 26, 2022

ritecheer

Ritecheer is southern-speak for right here in this location.

Ritecheer in River City? Yep, ritecheer in Rivah City.

by Edword August 5, 2006

The Rites of Spring

An 80's band that has the sig. 80's twang. A little hard to understand. Disbanded after just one album in 86 I believe.

Check out "End on End" its a neat song

by The Bandwagon June 19, 2004

Last Rites

Spitting on a person before the final beatdown.
Better known as the "fist shake", "the dirty look" or the "middle finger" before a physical attack.

These are your last rites bitch!

by Wayne143 August 10, 2006

rites

A word used mainly in northern england, but not just by chavs.

It commonly follows the word "fucking" in order to emphasise the person's point, and means something like "damn straight", "damn right" etc.

<geordie 1> VANILLA COKE RULES!!!
<geordie 2> FUCKIN RITES!!!!!!

by lew787 September 17, 2005

riter

Almost everyone in this family plays an instrument. Riters are usually annoying at family events...

"Those riters are all so wild"

by Ovalsquare March 10, 2018