Ruben

Ruben has a HUGE horse cock and he knows it. All the girls want it. He can get any girl he wants and has a great personality, but the best thing about him is the shear girth of his massive and wonderful cock.

"Wanna come over later and get that Ruben"

by Nignogman November 22, 2021

reuben mcmenemy

someone who goes into the dog shit bin for a snack

who is that guy eating poo from that bin

must be reuben mcmenemy

by paulthemaster April 26, 2022

Reuben

Reuben just deadly that guy Just teases the bitches Just eats the pussy and doesn't even throw it in Just call him the Reubenator- The Reuben-ate-her.. Cha

Do you know why they call him The Reubenator? No, why? Be Reuben-ate-her! What!? No way! Fucken legendary bro.

by Mugiwara no Ichi March 1, 2023

Zachary Ruben

Zachary ruben is when you get a dildo and suck it like its your ex boyfriends cock,
Or it is a kid who is gay and is very hated because no one likes him and he is gay and no one likes gays because they are gay Zach is also a head method when you pretend you are sucking a she male penis and enjoy it while licking their vagina at the same time.

" Hey u know Zach yeah, 'you want some', NO! I mean that gay kid no one likes cause he is gay and queer",\
you know Zachary Ruben.
give head to a she male while licking her vagina

by Kidboyjcshklbjkl November 9, 2018

Reuben

The cutest, amazingest, perfect boyfriend ever.

“Girl” oh look there’s Reuben
“Me” yeah he is amazing
“Girl” ikr I would love to date him
“Me” excuse me, he’s taken

by Hehshehehw November 29, 2020

Salty Ruben

A person who holds no Bitcoin.
Also applicable to other valuable altcoins.

"Man, there were some Salty Rubens there tonight"

"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"

"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"

by BTCOMG June 7, 2017

ruben

very awesome hilarious down to earth loves only 1 girl always n' forever

ruben loves his chula

by pimp89 April 12, 2009