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rentoned

Word, possibly from Shropshire, meaning to have got very drunk and be suffering the next day for it. A hangover, but a very bad one, generally worse than should be expected.
You look pretty rentoned this morning mate.

Yeah, had 10 pints last night.
by MattyBoy1982 February 10, 2012
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goat rental

Leasing a goat for a giving period of time for the purpose of clearing an area of land.
The manager at the goat rental store suspected that Jason was lying about his rental goat running away when she saw the barbecue sauce stains all over his shirt.
by Mike Payne March 24, 2008
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Rent-a-Boo

A significant other that you call, cuddle, use and or abuse at your own disposition. Often a Lady/Gentleman in the street but a freak in the sheets. A part-time boo.
"I'm alone on a Friday night..... I guess it's time to call Rent-a-Boo!"
by Boodip December 23, 2008
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rent-a-cop

(offensive, disparaging) A private security guard, bodyguard or armored car guard. Used as an insult.
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by Shelmac May 23, 2015
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rent-a-thug

A rent-a-thug is a person who rents himself out in the name of thuggery, lethal or otherwise. In exchange for money, he will commit crimes for you. The amount of money required to successfully rent the thug will usually increase with the severity of the crime - i.e., it will cost more for him to kill your in-laws than to rob the corner store for food. As with almost any service, rates vary wildly and can also be negotiated. Rent-a-thugs can be employed on a single-assignment, multi-assignment, or permanent basis, depending on the circumstances and money paid. Rent-a-thugs provide a very convenient way to mount assaults on offending parties; provided the rent-a-thug is a professional and does not confess to the police, the crime is never traced back to you. The truly valuable rent-a-thugs are never caught, and the ones who are promptly take their own lives, usually by swallowing cyanide pills and the like. It is wise to be extremely careful of whom you employ.
if you are sworn enemies with someone, and someone else shows up to give you a good thrashing, you can be sure that someone is your enemy's rent-a-thug.
by The Wry Wordsmith July 23, 2006
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Check With The Rents

To confirm with parents/legal guardian
Boy : What'chu doing this weekend ?
Girl : I don't know , I'lll Check With The Rents
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rental by principle

A movie deemed not good enough to see in the theatre, but worthy enough to be rented by means of a personal fulfillment.
Yeah, I didn't see Jennifer's Body in the theatre because the previews looked fuckin' lame... but it was a rental by principle because Megan Fox is such a sexpot! She can drop a Cleavland Steamer on my chest anyday!
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