chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

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Wedding Reader

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.

The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!

by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018

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"That Fat Fuck" Ed Rendell is the current Governor of Pennsylvania.

It is against the law to refer to him without prepending "That Fat Fuck".
(Ed Rendell is governor = not proper; "That Fat Fuck" Ed Rendell raised everyone's taxes and made us by the Pens a stadium = proper)

That Fat Fuck Ed Rendell is a fat fuck.

by BigHuckinChicken August 16, 2006

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redderler

One who frequents a pub or bar. Derived from the word 'regular'. The problem being one cannot be a true 'regular' if one is capable of saying 'regular'. Any true 'regular' will be a 'redderler'as they are too drunk to say the word any other way.

Bar Patron #1, "I've been drinking Big Feller in here for years. That's what makes me a redderler."

Bar Patron #2, "That's easy for you to say."

by The Strut September 30, 2004

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rendevouz

A super secret meeting between spies and non-spies alike, for secret affairs, and I don't mean the cheating type of affairs, just affairs in general. Okay well maybe those types of affairs too.

Let's plan a rendevouz at 2pm behind the old oak tree. You know the one. In the woods? Where the trees are? Okay, you know what, forget it... I'll see you when I see you.

by tb1200 May 4, 2010

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randeroo

1. Tea-slacker
2. Lightweight

A: "Get to the bar and get another drink"
B: "I can't, I'm a Randeroo"

by Jabes July 21, 2004

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Reader's Block

When reading a boring piece of literature, such as a school Biology textbook or assigned reading book for English, you seem to lose track of time and begin reading the same sentence over and over again, while absorbing none of it.

Anthony: Hey Callum, how do you think you did on the Bio test?

Callum: I think I did pretty bad, I had major reader's block last night trying to cram for the test.

Anthony: Man, I hate reader's block.

by Aivalleb September 15, 2009

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