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Wire's Remorse

The feeling of emptiness after completing all five seasons of the best show on television.
Dude: I think I'm going to donate my TV to Goodwill. There's nothing on television worth watching.

Dude's Friend: Don't worry man. You're just suffering from Wire's remorse. The feeling will pass in a day or two and you can start watching TV again.
by Mosquito Tweeter February 4, 2012
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Emailer's Remorse

When sending an email, the gut-wrenching feeling of guilt after clicking send. Can be caused by inappropriate or overly emotional content, or just embarrassing spelling or grammatical errors. Such content may be the result of intoxication, but the terrible feeling is more likely to occur when one is sober.
Girl A: I just emailed my ex-boyfriend a poem about how much I still love him....AND I just noticed I used the wrong form of there/their!

Girl B: That is some serious emailer's remorse
by BethBethBethBethBethBeth November 29, 2011
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Flusher's Remorse

The feeling felt after flushing prior to proper examination of one's stool.
It was quite possibly the heartiest stool of my life. But I'll never really know. I'm suffering some serious flusher's remorse.
by Bossquez March 17, 2010
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Friender's Remorse

The feeling you get when you 'friend' someone on Facebook, and that person spams you with dumb games or posts a bunch of inappropriate content.
I'm totally feeling some Friender's Remorse ever since Dave started posting racist jokes on my wall.
by Librarian Mike February 19, 2011
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call remorse

The feeling of mortification after you call someone then hang up when they answer knowing they will see that you called then hung up.
I was overwhelmed with call remorse when I hung up on my weekend hook up when he answered.
by 1jazzydiva November 7, 2011
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kebabists remorse

The feeling of regret at having that large doner kebab the night before.
Person A: I wish I hadn't had that large kebab last night, I could yak up at any moment.

Person B: Strewth, sounds like you've got a bad case of kebabists remorse mate.
by Roopybabe November 22, 2013
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slacker's remorse

The guilty feeling you have at the end of a blissful weekend of relaxing when you actually realize how much time was wasted doing nothing vs how much you actually needed to do.
It was a great day at the beach, but I didnt get anything done on my to-do list. Now I am suffering from slacker's remorse.
by MIAMItrendSETTER May 17, 2010
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