relative hot

When a girl who normally by herself does not seem attracive, but since she is surrounded by even more unattractive girls, she seems hot

"Dude! I can't believe you hooked up with that shick!"

"Man, did you see those other girls!?! I got the relative hot one.

by Big_Yoder March 4, 2009

Gorilla's close relative

We all know gorilla and black have genetic connection. There is an interesting thing that gorilla and black have a close relative called Maori. Maori may not look that black, and they even know how to use simple tools; like apemen. There is a scientific evidence shows that Gorilla may be Maori's ancestor.

A Maori History teacher asking students: "Who are our ancestors". Students reply in chorus, "Gorillas"

"Yes, we're gorilla's close relative"

by Did I say fuck you today? March 10, 2009

Distant Relative

A distant relative is someone that you can carelessly have sex with, because they are your family they can't really hate you, no matter how bad you are in bed

girl 1: Why did you do that to him??
girl 2: He's a distant relative ;) so it doesn't matter

by Shutupandlisten August 28, 2010

Relative humidity

The sweat between two cousin's having sex together.

The relative humidity had to be %90 between aunt Mary jo and cousin Clem

by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019

Relative

Relative Humidity is the perspiration formed whilst banging a relative.

Whilst banging my cousin, perspiration dripped from my forehead and into the crack of my cousins ass and it was at that moment that I experienced the phenomena known as "Relative Humidity".

by Smiling Pariah April 12, 2020

Peppa pig's relatives

Elsa Richards, Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig, George, Granny Pig, Grandpa Pig

Peppa pig's relatives

by skskskskkskskskkkskkskk July 31, 2019

relative humidity

The sweat that rolls off of your back while banging your sister-in-law.

The relative humidity was 100% while I tapped dat ass.

by trig February 16, 2005