When one is pooping in a public bathroom, embarassed by ass noises, one waits for others to make noise to allow for loud ass explosions. Similar to Tim Robbins in "Shawshank Redemption" waiting for the thunder so his banging on the pipe would go unheard.
by JR and Joy September 11, 2009
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by Steagles February 15, 2006
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Cures include getting a better job.
Cures include getting a better job.
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.
by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011
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"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."
"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."
by Tony Red September 2, 2009
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Stephanie, the Receptionator, simultaneously fielded an incoming call from the CEO who was lost somewhere in Saskatchewan, directed models to the photo shoot down the hall, fired off a power point to a frazzled exec, and wielded a wrench to stop the flood in the men's room.
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