Redditor's Knee

The small indents on your knees acquired after a large amount of time on the toilet

I started getting redditor's knee at around the 30-minute mark

by Zac_c__ July 13, 2015

reddit

A user generated web 2.0 news website with a lefty, libertarian and geek slant. Tends to be slightly more upmarket than its larger competitor digg. The comment system at reddit actually works unlike the broken system over on digg. This results in (usually) more intelligent conversations. One issue with Reddit is that a number of users have installed bots which automatically down vote or up vote specific topics. In 2007, it was known for its support of Ron Paul (and then later Obama), its anger at George W Bush and Cheney and its opposition to the invasion of Iraq and its opposition to any potential attack on Iran. Reddit users are also overwhelming against organized religion be it Christian, the Cult of Scientology, Islam or Judaism.

One annoying or endearing feature of reddit that is also unique is "theme" usernames who behavior in stereotyped fashions usually occuring to their chosen username (eg. CAPTAIN_OBVIOUS.) These can be fun, but they usually wear pretty thin after a few days.

In general, reddit is a smart forum than digg, although everyone is always saying that slowly reddit is becoming digg while digg is becoming 4chan.

Typical reddit postings:

Vote up if you want George W Bush impeached!

Yet another xkcd cartoon

20 reasons why Lisp is better than Haskell

10 reasons why Arc is better than Lisp

15 reasons why Haskell is better than Arc

Crazy religious retards are doing something stupid and illogical again.

by sense_at_reddit.com February 27, 2008

Redditbait

Subtle trolls which utilize or exploit Reddit trigger words to lure participants into a predictable reddit-style circle jerk.

"This stinks of redditbait."
e.g.: The early days of Berta Lovejoy.

by Phallatus maternis December 27, 2014

Reddit Resident

Typically a male virgin under the age of 30, a Reddit Resident is a person who spends so much time on Reddit that they might as well live there. All of their info comes from Reddit, all of their conversations are based on something from Reddit, and they use Reddit as a way to verify wether or not their opinions are backed up by other Reddit Residents.
Similar to basement dweller, but slightly greasier.

Typical conversation with a Reddit Resident.

Reddit Resident:

“Jeffery Epstein didn’t commit suicide......”

Normal Person:

“Shut the fuck up before I kill us both.”

by SexyBobi August 19, 2019

RedditCattle

A RedditCattle is a redditor who will completely ignore the redditors problem at hand to correct their grammar it is the okay Boomer of Grammar Nazis.

I understand that you just lost custody of your kids to an alcoholic but social media must have really fucked up your grammar and you really need better spelling.Ok RedditCattle.

by LongDongWongKnog November 28, 2019

Reddit Rundown

When some redditor says the same thing despite being told to shut up.

Joshua can stop giving me the fucking reddit rundown, no one fucking cares?

by Thebumbum January 18, 2020

reddit coochie

When you're around a girl and she keeps trying to show you memes off the r/dankmemespage. Does not have to be a gamer girl, but it helps.

I know I was doing things right with this girl who has a reddit coochie, she kept giving me upvotes if you know what I mean.

by urmom6969420 September 24, 2021