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redneck ingenuity

When a self proclaimed redneck builds or does something ridiculous
That truck right there has some redneck ingenuity in it!
by RajanTrajan August 19, 2017
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sedan redneck

Noun.

1. A redneck who is not even redneck enough to drive a pickup truck. Instead he or she drives a low-end American-made sedan, usually a Dodge Neon, Chevy Malibu or other equivalent type.

2. A lower class among hicks. Not a true redneck enough to hold a manual-labor job, so does not drive a pickup truck like normal rednecks.
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There was a traffic jam of sedan rednecks outside of Wal-Mart today during the lunch break.
by thaks June 11, 2006
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emo redneck

Someone from the backwoods trailer park who likes four wheeling in the mud and emo music and constantly fails at suicide and crys about it on their emospace page.
"I went four wheeling with Lisa yesterday.She's a Emo Redneck chick I met at the AFI concert."
by MarkDB January 10, 2008
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Redneckenomics

Redneckenomics is defined by a group of redneck citizens that interpret the news and other "local" information and apply it to the life they are leading and the short falls in life. Typically completely incorrect understanding and application of information that may result in mob behaviorism and piles and piles of cheap beer cans while giving the show Cops plenty of footage.
"My husband aint werkin right naw and if dat osama would get out of orifice the ekonomy could get fixed and I wood pays my bills"

I am sorry, however I am unable to apply your Redneckenomics to your bill so I need you to give me your credit card now.
by jason bmf chambers October 7, 2009
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Redneck Republican

Someone who bases their conservative "God, Guns and Guts" value system on wisdom gained while earning their GED, listening to Rush, and conversing with other "Patriots" at Bubba's Gun and Knife Show. Someone who is big on Law and Order except for drunk driving, pouching, and child support laws.
Someone who is pissed off about tax dollars spent on Welfare even though they have worked under the table most their lives.
“Do you believe that guy? He’s got “Vote Bush”, “Pro-Life”, “NRA” and “Eat Road Kill” bumper stickers on the back of that loud rusty pickup. What a redneck republican”.
by Enfomoco November 11, 2008
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Redneck Résumé

The back window of any vehicle used to list what animals the driver kills, what politician the driver hates, anything the driver likes to piss on, what type of gun they carry, etc.
"Hey Joe, according to that guy's Redneck Résumé he fishes for marlin, hunts whitetail deer, hates Obama, and pisses on Chevrolets. Now I know so much about him!"
by rawtap July 18, 2009
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redneck racing stripes

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)
Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...
by John February 24, 2006
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