rectal wart

A wart that grows in the vicinity of a sphincter

Come over here and pop my rectal wart

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

rectal passage

posh for " anus tube "

im gonna shuv that up ure " rectal passage " !!!!

by billie November 13, 2003

Rectal Fortification

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.

Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.

by 8============D--- ( Y ) April 22, 2010

rectal syrup

a blended combination of feces and flesh from inside the anus. often referred to when describing something disgusting and/or pertaining to the the taste a homosexual gets when munching another man's rectum

"I heard that daniel totally fucked up his face with a fork, and now it totally looks like some rectal syrup."

by pinkirishgoatz December 27, 2009

Rectal Gladiator

See Uphill Gardner. A man who prefers the company of another man.

"Terry put on his best trapping pants and went to the gay bar for a spot of Rectal Gladiation. He is a full blown Rectal Gladiator"

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

Rectal Tissue

Another word for Arse Wipe

"Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"

by Jash77 September 4, 2007

rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.

After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.

by Knob299 December 21, 2007