Factory Reset

When you do something so terrible or embarrassing that your only option is to factory reset their phone in an effort to erase all traces of yourself from their life.

Oh man, I told her we were in love, had to factory reset her and get out!

by Asthepuckturns September 2, 2016

The Great Reset

You rawdog your partner until you're about to climax, then you pull out and put on a condom. You are given a small intermission to calm your nerves, and start off again where you began; thus, you are given double your allotted sexual performance timeframe.

I used to be a 20 pump chump, but the I learned The Great Reset, and now I last as long as every other man!

by MrLarose July 23, 2021

Factory Reset

When you Fuck a girl on her period and you shove a tampon up her vagina and she goes into toxic shock

"I accidentally Factory Reset my girlfriend last night"

by V4nta July 18, 2021

Vagina Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on and away from the power of the former penis.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.

Girl: I don't think I will respond to anybody like I did him...
Girl's Friend: Please girl you just need to get yourself a Vagina Reset with another penis, best cure in the world

by Buddhafish July 20, 2012

water reset

When you drop your phone in the toilet or any other body of water

dude what happened to your phone? O yea man i just had to do a quick water reset.

by xMASTADONx January 1, 2012

Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.

My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.

by Jeehar June 10, 2014

system reset

The act of taking a poo in a household toilet

"Right guys, I'm off to go and have a system reset"
"You might not want to go in there for a while, I've just done a system reset"
"Phoah, it smells in there, have you just done a system reset in there? Afraid so."

by samuel_wade January 15, 2017