razor burnt

shaving for nothing,
the act of shaving to get ready for some, only for it not to happen.

i got razor burnt last week when jeff didn't show up at my house.

by vanessa723 November 6, 2008

razor gator

A handy tool used for cleaning razors. Also found in various ytmnds. Avalible to buy at razor-gator.com.
Also doubles as a vampire removal tool

I used to have an issue with vampires, but now I have a Razor Gator!

by razorgator May 23, 2006

the razors edge

A super kickass song by AC/DC

i listened to the razors edge for hours and never get tired of hearing it.

by da booze man August 13, 2006

Occams razor

"Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate" or "plurality should not be posited without necessity."

One should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything,

1) Occams razor theory one says "Ugly people should not reproduce."

2) Occams razor theory two says "No good deed shall go unpunished."

3) Occams razor theory three says "Keep it Simple, Stupid."

4) Occams razor theory four says "If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then...."

by Wayne Gombar February 6, 2006

razor acne

An affliction, typically of post-pubescent males, whereby sebaceous glands in a region of the body become overactive once nearby skin is shaved with a razor. Affected regions of the body are typically the neck and near the mouth and jaw, though people who shave their chest or anus or pubic regions may experience razor acne in these regions as well.

I downloaded a shitty porn. The guy had razor acne all over his browneye and gooch, and they kept showing closeups. It was nadsty. As in, he shoulda used Nads.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

hailstorm razor

The act of bending your sexual partner over, getting a broom, no the handle side, and cleanin out either their anal or vaginal area, screaming,"HAILSTORM RAZOR"

"HAILSTORM RAZOR" *shoves broom up Becky's fat ass*

by This dick December 5, 2014

buccini's razor

If something fun disappears unexpectedly, the cause is litigation (real or imagined).

Person 1: I can't believe Nintendo took down that really cool Metroid fan game!
Person 2: You know, the buccini's razor and all that. The game was infringing their copyright.

by PenguinRevolver September 17, 2020