Raymond

A really, really, really red person who was grown in a farm

Person 1: I need tomatoes
Person 2: You mean some Raymonds?
Person 1: Yes

by DeFiNiTeLy NoT lIaM November 4, 2019

Raymond

A bitch. He is the type to feel he is better than everyone else. He talks shit but cant handle his shit. He bitch made.

“Oh you know Raymond, He a bitch”

by Bxdaddy November 7, 2019

Raymond

A Raymond is a person with a small dick.He try’s to master bate when he is watching porn and fails because his dick is to small.

He is such a Raymond.

by Fuckhitler69 January 15, 2020

Raymond

The god of ramen noodles.
If you eat ramen without his permission then you'll die within a week.

guy: Oh, mighty ramen god, Raymond, may I have your permission to eat the ramen noodles i bought yesterday at walmart? Amen.
Raymond: I'll let you eat the ramen once, but twice - you'll have to ask for my permission.

by cartiscart February 16, 2020

Raymond

A male version of a Karen

Damn that guy who told me to stop humping a small child at the beach today was such a Raymond!

by jalust November 1, 2020

Raymond

A term used when you're going to say something but then doesn't continue what you were going to say.

He just pulled a Raymond right now!
Don't pull a Raymond on us.

by chipandsprites November 16, 2020

Raymond

A handsome man who deeply in love with a person named Aaliyah

Me: Yo whats up rayond, who r u stalking now??
Raymond: Its in my Urban Dictionary defintion lol

by Louxlen555 November 23, 2020