random dude: Jason was born on July 22, what a loser
guy who was born on july 21: aye shut the fuck up asshole he was born on july 22, aka. the day after the best day of the year
guy who was born on july 21: aye shut the fuck up asshole he was born on july 22, aka. the day after the best day of the year
by cartiscart November 13, 2019

by cartiscart May 27, 2018

guy: Oh, mighty ramen god, Raymond, may I have your permission to eat the ramen noodles i bought yesterday at walmart? Amen.
Raymond: I'll let you eat the ramen once, but twice - you'll have to ask for my permission.
Raymond: I'll let you eat the ramen once, but twice - you'll have to ask for my permission.
by cartiscart February 16, 2020
