by NoMapleSyrup October 23, 2022
When a dildo made of ground beef thaws inside a woman's vagina on her period, then a male with smegma has sex with same female with beef still inserted.
by Dream balloon September 02, 2022
Heres how to make Mini Ravioli
Heating Directions
MICROWAVE
Pour pasta into microwave-safe
bowl; cover. Microwave on
HIGH 1 minutes or until hot.
Stir before serving. HANDLE
CAREFULLY, IT'S HOT!
STOVE TOP
Pour pasta into saucepan
Heat over medium heat until hot,
stirring occasionally. HANDLE
CAREFULLY, IT'S HOT
Heating Directions
MICROWAVE
Pour pasta into microwave-safe
bowl; cover. Microwave on
HIGH 1 minutes or until hot.
Stir before serving. HANDLE
CAREFULLY, IT'S HOT!
STOVE TOP
Pour pasta into saucepan
Heat over medium heat until hot,
stirring occasionally. HANDLE
CAREFULLY, IT'S HOT
by Idk how to use my Peeyano August 14, 2024
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by crowmechai_ September 19, 2021
The ravioli ratio is used for dining at restaurants to figure out if their ravioli dish is worth buying. For some reason lots of restaurants skimp on raviolis or over charge I have solved this problem by using this ratio. The ratio is figured out by asking the waiter how many raviolis come in the dish and diving that buy the price. If the ratio is over say $4-5 per ravioli then don’t buy it, not worth it and way over priced. The golden ratio is $3 per ravioli or under if you get lucky. Keep in mind there are small,medium(regular) and giant ravioli sizes. For small use $2 per ravioli as the landmark and for large or giant use $5 per ravioli as the landmark regular is $3.
by Bhamel March 25, 2024
Where almost every article of clothing you own has some tomato based stain on it that you haven't been able to get out, thus a Ravioli scar.
Dave: "Honey?! I found the tee you won me at Atlantic City, remember?"
Honey: (shouts from a distance) "Are you talking about the one with the Ravioli scars on it?"
Dave: (a reluctant and shameful reply) "Yeah, whatever."
Honey: "You never could hold your pasta!"
Honey: (shouts from a distance) "Are you talking about the one with the Ravioli scars on it?"
Dave: (a reluctant and shameful reply) "Yeah, whatever."
Honey: "You never could hold your pasta!"
by Chael67 July 27, 2014