FAT RASH

The rash you get between your legs mainly on holiday when u sweat and your shorts rub and it goes all red and then stings like hell when you go in the sea??... dont act like you dont know.

Oh shit get the vaseline i have fat rash.
Its just Chaffin innit.

by hetty lee April 7, 2010

robby rash

a slippery eel of a man, known for his ever-more dastardly ways of weaseling himself out of sticky situations. would rather trade in his gran than get a round in...see cunt

"that guy over there is from chester, went to private school and was raped and pillaged by the romans" "is it robby rash?"

by twatty February 2, 2008

gut rash

A phrase said, usually without sentiment, to someone on the receiving end of some sort of misfortune.

"Gut rash" said Kelli as the chicken fell out of Mark's Subway on to the floor.

by Saviniwordy August 1, 2014

Cum Rash

The mark (redness) left after you cum and wipe it off.

I jizzed on your mum's face last night and left her with a cum rash.

by Surox May 16, 2009

nob rash

moron, idiot

you fucking nob rash

by King Kong July 6, 2003

sack rash

The red raw rubbing of the scrotom by over exuberant ball bags, usually found when running or shagging unfeasibly fast - like a minx!

"Anybody got any vaz, or knacker talc as me sack rash is buzzin'"

by Helmet Licker September 6, 2006

Road rash

Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a cycle accident.

I got a bad case of road rash in that particular crash.

by Capt Beef July 29, 2003