Sharing a bathroom with male roommates can be tricky at times. The key to proper lavatory planning often entails getting in your morning shower before someone else decides to raise a stink.
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Me: Hey, have you seen Aaron Ramsey's assist for Lacazette against Man Utd?
Ramsey hater: But... but... Ramsey is a stupid Welshman who can't play football!!
Me: What about his goal against CSKA Moscow?
Ramsey hater: Stop!!! Neither this supposed 'goal' nor the 'assist' actually happened!!! It's all Ramsey's witty shenanigans! He inserted chips into your brain that make you hallucinate and make himself look like a genius! And you fell for it! Ha!
Ramsey hater: But... but... Ramsey is a stupid Welshman who can't play football!!
Me: What about his goal against CSKA Moscow?
Ramsey hater: Stop!!! Neither this supposed 'goal' nor the 'assist' actually happened!!! It's all Ramsey's witty shenanigans! He inserted chips into your brain that make you hallucinate and make himself look like a genius! And you fell for it! Ha!
by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 30, 2019
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Oi mate!! Did you see that rare deep water Jew stealing all that blokes money? I think he'll probably invest it somewhere.
by Rare Deep Water Jew March 7, 2017
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Me: Time to play Rareware's new Perfect Dark Game, I bet its better then the N64 version!!!
*puts in game and begins playing*
Me 10 minutes later: I'm gonna go fucking hang myself.
Me 10 years ago: OMG!!! Banjo Kazooie, Conker, Perfect Dark!!! these guys at Rareware really knoe how to make a good game. They'll never sell out to a bigger company just for the money and produce crappy games... never!
*puts in game and begins playing*
Me 10 minutes later: I'm gonna go fucking hang myself.
Me 10 years ago: OMG!!! Banjo Kazooie, Conker, Perfect Dark!!! these guys at Rareware really knoe how to make a good game. They'll never sell out to a bigger company just for the money and produce crappy games... never!
by J0hN_t3h_M0n April 2, 2010
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Chef: Sorry chef, i pulled it out of my ass.
Chef Ramsey: Well put it back in there, cuz that sucked.
Chef Ramsey: Well put it back in there, cuz that sucked.
by PRAZO50 February 3, 2009
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2. The use of a phrase or reference completely out of context.
3.A profoundly hilarious (and verifiably true) story about interesting people particularly one individual, Ian Scott.
2. The use of a phrase or reference completely out of context.
3.A profoundly hilarious (and verifiably true) story about interesting people particularly one individual, Ian Scott.
1.do you think he is in the pentagon? I dunno,I was curious to where you stood on that--the left or the right? Are you a left-wing liberal postmodernist,cuz if so the doors at Harding may be shutting down!!!
2. (before a prayer) Hot Carl! Lets pray!
3. (there is no decent example for this since it exists as a vocal ramseyism only.)
2. (before a prayer) Hot Carl! Lets pray!
3. (there is no decent example for this since it exists as a vocal ramseyism only.)
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