cock-ringing

The act of texting or calling someone on your cell phone using your erect penis to dial the numbers and/or letters.

Why does that dude look like he's fucking his phone over there?

No, he's just cock-ringing his girlfriend to see if she wants to come over.

by chakazullo July 12, 2011

Raging Stand

Another colloquial description of a male erection.

Man, I have such a raging stand right now!

Everytime I see Britney she gives me a raging stand!

by violinists_rocK August 12, 2008

Raging Johnny

- n. | Anyone currently in the act of attempting to harm an individual.

- n. | Any homosexual that will uproar at a homophobic remark.

- v. | A visible state of drunkenness.

Look at all these <RAGING JOHNNY'S>... Give em' more beer! It's fucking St. Patrick's Day.

by Sori_Boi March 27, 2009

ragging smeagol

when you deep throat someone and they say "my precious" as you jizz on there face

she asked for a ragging smeagol last night

by anti_personal November 21, 2009

Raging Bone

An extremely major erection.

Also, a punk band from Salem, MA.

Dude #1: "Man, I got a raging bone right now!"

Dude #2: "That's gnarly, bro."

by BarryFeinstein December 16, 2012

raging underpass

The act of dancing underneath a concrete structure, to any given beat.

I saw ducky raging underpass!

by WebstersBest June 8, 2016

Raging stonker

A prolonged boner of the raging variety.
Can be used interchangably with
Stonking rager.

Christ love, that Jeremy Corbyn press release gave me a raging stonker.

by Infinite-empire June 30, 2018