taste the random

When someone gets together with their friends, turns off the lights, and plays "who's in my mouth".

I'm feeling friendly. Let's get drunk and taste the random.

by Johnny T Ferdo December 19, 2008

random guy

term used to describe someone meaningless to you, as if he is "no big deal"

BF: why did you make out with him? i thought we were an item
GF: i know i'm sorry but i was drunk; besides it was just some random guy

male friend: i was going to give you shit last week but i didn't want to embarrass you
female friend: why? what do you mean?
male friend: for the hickey you had on your neck
female friend: oh yeah that lol it was just some random guy

by quipboy April 26, 2010

Zach Randolph

A Zach Randolph is a cocktail: 3 parts blue drink, 1 part vodka. Like the basketball player it's named after, it is not smooth and it will fuck you up.

Also called a Z.Bo

A: I went hard last night. I had at least 5 Zach Randolphs.

B: Zach Randolphs? Don't you mean Z.Bo's?

by top pot May 24, 2011

rando-sexual

Uttering random, often made-up phrases or doing random things with innuendo to compensate for boredom, lack of a life, or being impotent.

Me at the Thanksgiving table: "Basty, basty, five-dollar. Me baste it long time."

Cousin: "You're such an unoriginal and useless rando-sexual."

by Jonathan Sullenberger December 22, 2016

Random

The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.

Often used by an MTVeenager.

Uni Student: "Cheese! HA HA!"
Another Uni Student: "Wow that's soooo RANDOM! Let's go and buy some trendy clothes which have meaningless and pretentious words/numbers all over to make us look random."

by Pip January 30, 2005

random

The most over used and misunderstood word in the english language. Commonly used by english teens, often buying into the fast growing subculture of emo. 1)Supposedly meaning spontaneous and off the wall by ignorant people. 2) how a large proportion of the myspace community describe themselves. 3) A way for morons to pretend they are capable of original though when actually every aspect of their lives is planned out meticulously with out fail.

Person A: and we said " mouse pad cups"
Person B: How totally random of you
Person C: quiet you mundane little twat, stop abusing that word. you have no concept of random that words to big for you. your misuse offends me. I ought to brick you

by Cryptkeeper 5 July 25, 2006

some random

A person you whom you whimsically or unexpectedly interact with, and you do something uncalculated, unplanned or promiscuous.

Dude: "Who did you go home with after the party?"
Other dude: "Meh, some random."

by Irisimo August 17, 2004