oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent

You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out

by Wort!Wort!Wort! March 09, 2018

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rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 03, 2013

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Huber rancher

The act of defecating on ones self when trying to flatulate.

Oh no! I feel a fart coming on. I pushed too hard which resulted in a Huber Rancher!

by Dirty underwear March 30, 2016

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Team Rancher

The duo name (or sometimes ship name, in a character context since shipping those CCs isn't okay.) of Solidaritygaming and Tangotek. They met in double life and are adorable. Absolutely best friends. Figured this deserved a definition since Flower Husbands is on here. Pulsar picture to represent my love towards them.

Me: "I ship Team Rancher's characters more than Flower Husbands, to be honest."
My friend: "Who dat?" (They watch Grian and Ldshadowlady.)
Me: Shows them a picture.
My friend: "Yeah, they look happier than the Flower Husbands one you showed me earlier."

by The Neutron Star October 01, 2023

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