Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017

racoontang

Similar to Poontang except unlike poontang which is often largely planned and exagerrated, racoontang comes out of nowhere (like a racoon). Usually an extremley drunken woman and an exboyfriend who doesnt care.

Oh my God, did you see those two? Total Racoontang!

by samgoode April 27, 2009

The Kansas City Racoon

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.

Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.

by the wrath of walmart September 15, 2009

Rangoon

A word often associated with trying to sound smart while people are half listening to you. Works best watching spectator sports.

Then some dick with ears put crab in front of it. See Crab Rangoon

Ah yes...well thats a Rangoon to remember! Hah! I daresay!

by Hanz Buttersworth October 20, 2004

Racoon

To punch a women in her left eye during intercourse, followed by ejaculating on her face, then proceeding to punch her right eye.

Also said COON

"Yo man, I'm gonna racoon that bitch tonight!"

or

"I'mma coon that hoe"

by EMPITA August 21, 2008

racoon boy

A boy who has some crazy shit all over his head that makes him appear racoon like.

Look theres racoon boy

by JimmyC October 30, 2003

Racoon Shoulder Jim

A guy u see in walmart that wears dead pelts, perferably a "coon", that talks in a scratchy voice asking workers for help due to fact he's a giant hilbilly and need help wit technology

Racoon Shoulder Jim- "OH YEAH I LIKE THAT ONE ALOT...OH YEAH THATS GOOD ONE!"

lol good times

by Dylan Pags October 23, 2007