Quiche in the oven

When you don’t want to join someone else’s plan, you use this fake excuse to indicate you don’t want to come. First coined by Craig Brown.

“Sorry I can’t come tonight, I’ve got a quiche in the oven.”

by mintyfresh7 March 17, 2024

ass quiche

Literally a breakfast casserole of French origin eaten directly off of a bunghole.

No thank you, I’m stuffed from eating all of this ass quiche.

by vanmeterdeals March 17, 2019

Hummachugga Quiche

A absolutely bungulicious meal containing assorted pubes, crumpled foreskin and deep-fried monkey nuts seasoned with a lip snot purée. It makes me cum.

“Can I get uhhhhhhhhh… Hummachugga Quiche.” Said Big Moe Barrett sensually

by The Disgusting Boy Sorrows May 23, 2023

quimley quiche

a vagina pie

bake me up a quimley quiche please mother

by quiche man February 03, 2016

Allocated Quiche time

Another way of describing a quickie

I went for my allocated quiche time on my lunch break

by Jmizzle January 07, 2022

stoned quiche

a group of poeple who like to fuck and smoke lots of weed. normally consist of a griffin chloe emma and a harry.

they know how to surf too.

that group is the stoned quiche.

by my g girl yep September 19, 2017