Quiche

internet slang, a euphemism for a penis

Sage Bread — 03/27/2022
@everyone eating a quiche
anti-pushin 🅿🅰🅶🅶🆈 ❌🧢FR lol — 03/27/2022
Yum

by Glorpshinheicken April 5, 2022

Quiche

Adjective that means hotter than hot.

The word originates from Australian comedian Chris Lilley’s satire “Ja’mie Private School Girl”.

Girl 1: Have you seen Jordan’s glow up?
Girl 2: yeah, he’s become hotter than hot.

Both girls: *agreeing* yeah, he’s become so quiche

by Space invader January 24, 2022

Quiche

a transgender person who is attractive

Erik: Dude, Chelsea got so hot after her egg cracked, she is totally a quiche.
Sven: absolutely dude

by The Monkee August 6, 2025

Quiche

Quirky and Niche

Pronounced "qu-eesh"

Timmy: "I found this quiche show we should watch"
Y/N: "Okay"

by suspicioussspaghetti December 16, 2025

quiche

me and my friends r all pretty much quiche.

its basically like hot but like a step above hot.

"OMG HES SO QUICHE"

by quiche.com November 23, 2021

Hummachugga Quiche

A absolutely bungulicious meal containing assorted pubes, crumpled foreskin and deep-fried monkey nuts seasoned with a lip snot purée. It makes me cum.

“Can I get uhhhhhhhhh… Hummachugga Quiche.” Said Big Moe Barrett sensually

by The Disgusting Boy Sorrows May 23, 2023

Quiche in the oven

When you don’t want to join someone else’s plan, you use this fake excuse to indicate you don’t want to come. First coined by Craig Brown.

“Sorry I can’t come tonight, I’ve got a quiche in the oven.”

by mintyfresh7 March 17, 2024