Quence

A person or persons for whom logic and reason does not comply.

I saw Arran and Ryan on Friday. They were both being a complete quence.

by Safe026 June 2, 2018

ETHELBERT QUELCHER

A COMMON PRACTICE IN THE COMMUNITY OF ETHELBERT,
AN ETHELBERT QUELCHER LIKES TO SUCK THE SEMEN OUT
OF YOUNG MENS CINNAMON HOLES SHORTLY AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN BONED UP THE ASS.

SHORTLY AFTER DOING THE YOUNG MAN UP THE ASS, ROB GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND GAVE THE LAD A
ETHELBERT QUELCHER.HE JUST LOVES DRINKING PECKER

SNOT.

by CATCHER14526 December 31, 2011

Quanch

To smoke or inhale something, usually weed but could refer to any thing that is smoked

"Anyone wanna quanch this blunt with me?"

by Quanchmachine May 27, 2017

Quinch

Someone so attractive to the point that others have to clench their buttocks in order to hold in their gas.

I had to fart so badly, but then I saw a Quinch.

by Twiffinch February 25, 2019

quelch

a vaginal belch
queef+belch= quelch

As the girl ran by him, he heard an explosive quelch.

by Your Fuqqin Boy May 3, 2009

Tri-Browneye quencher

Is when one is taking a fat shit and when the poop hits the toilet the water splashes them in the asshole three times in one setting. This could be called something else but this seemed appropriate.

I was taking a fatty Mcshit and was unpleasantly surprised by a Tri-Browneye quencher.

by a-fall April 17, 2008

quelch

n/v to fart or pass flachalence

(n)
Wow, I never want to be in the car with JackRat when he fishbowls his quelches! Stuff makes me gag...
(v)

Sometimes when I quelch whilst sitting with my legs closed, the air bubbles pop thru my thighs...its actually a little humorous.

by laxdallmus4 August 4, 2010