The act of having intercourse with another man, usually while both are assuming the vertical position.
Dave: Yo, you're never gonna guess what I saw down by the boardwalk!
Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?
Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?
by Snaze4Daze April 28, 2025
Get the Portland push-upmug. After preforming anal got grab the base of the penis and squeeze to the tip revealing any feces that got trapped in the tip
by Bitman April 16, 2019
Get the pittsburgh push upmug. You do 15 push ups in a nor'Easter, people are still going to fuck with you when they see you, so you do at least 17 push ups in a hurricane and you keep trying to improve and do more, and work on your upper body strength.
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020
Get the Push upsmug. by yeye. smirking face May 2, 2022
Get the push upmug. A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.
Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.
Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.
Call out push ups example:
Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?
Degenerate 2: Sure.
Minutes, months, years or even decades later..
Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.
Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.
Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?
Degenerate 1: 4pm.
Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊
Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?
Degenerate 2: Sure.
Minutes, months, years or even decades later..
Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.
Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.
Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?
Degenerate 1: 4pm.
Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊
by spuncer December 8, 2020
Get the Call out push upsmug. by Teff1313 April 25, 2021
Get the Wench push-upsmug. Being powered through the consumption of illegal substances (snacks) and doing naked pushups late into the night powered directly through snacks!
Me: I hear your interested in teamwork so how about a session of snack powered push ups!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself December 10, 2019
Get the snack powered push upmug.