purple-headed yogo slinger

The male genitilia, or commonly known as the male penis. Often used to describe such a penis that is large in both length and width.

Don't mess with that sucka, he'll slap you silly with his purple-headed yogo slinger!

by Black Johnson September 3, 2005

Grapple with the Purple Headed Warrior

Masturbating - Commonly known as 'Wanking'
Not so commonly Known as 'Choking the Bald Guy til he's Sick'

'Yo Bitch, wanna Grapple with the purple headed warrior?'

by Tom Mc July 10, 2006

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Something with a purple head that slings yogurt, preferably white yogurt.

Whatch this babe!

*Shplat*

Ewwww!

by Trey December 9, 2003

purple-headed woom broom

see penis or joystick

I did a bit of spring cleaning last night....with my purple-headed woom broom.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

purple headed deicas

when a girl giving a hand job squeezes to hard

nick got the fatal purple headed deicas

by koot May 13, 2005

purple headed yogurt slinger

penis, booner, dick, cock, padro, pecker, winer, johnson, mr. mushroom head, anaconda, baby arm, baby maker, bud, chub, ding-a-ling, dong, hard on, jimmy,joystick,

look at that purple headed yogurt slinger

by jackoff jacobs October 16, 2009

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Simply, an ejaculation.

Just thinking about Mary gave Mark a purple headed yogurt slinger.

by Sadie Belle August 7, 2006