The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".
by CrazyEef August 22, 2012
A newspaper article or mention in a television or radio show praising a product/service/individual, usually sponsored or written by the manufacturer or seller of the product/service. Always downplays failures and competitors and exaggerates and hypes up the plus points.
by lifenstein January 30, 2015
A trouble puff is a testicle. They cause the male species to make a large variety of troublesome decisions.
That damn goat breaks out of his pen everyday because his trouble puffs tell him he’s got places to be.
by Troublepuffs November 24, 2020
A description of an exceedingly well nourished individual sweating profusely, gasping for breath, nearing cardiac collapse whilst attempting to lose their first kilo after a lifetime of grazing.
Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."
Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.
Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."
Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.
Look at that hufty puff, I'll go warm up the paddles.
I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.
I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.
I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.
I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.
by PrickMcDick May 10, 2011
A Southern West Virginia term coined in 2020 for doing a "hot rail" of methamphetamine; Specifically when doing one with your significant other and blowing it into their mouth right before having immensely wonderful, drug fueled, super hot, sex in doggy style so you both can "tweak and geek" out the window during the 4-6 hour sexual marathon you are about to enjoy. It is also a great way to get super high pretty dang quickly when doing Sniffy-Puffs with friends.. just don't blow it into their mouth unless you are down to get real freaky and geeky with them. Sniffy-Puffs are the ideal way to do this drug (next to shooting up of course, duh!) for the ultimately authentic *Junkies in Love* experience any real drug addict could only ever dream of. Sniffy-Puffs will change your life, God Diggity Dang It! So remember kids, Don't do drugs... Without me.
"Daddy, can you get a Sniffy-Puff ready for me back there so I can bang your brains out while we watch the bush monkeys out in the back yard that are always hiding in the trees?"
"Oh course I can, BabyDoll! I just gotta make sure the shadow people in the bedroom are gonna act right tonight so we can get to boinking! Let's get high as giraffe p*ssy, God Diggity Dang It!"
"Oh course I can, BabyDoll! I just gotta make sure the shadow people in the bedroom are gonna act right tonight so we can get to boinking! Let's get high as giraffe p*ssy, God Diggity Dang It!"
by Fry-Pie November 09, 2020
A motorized shopping cart commonly found in establishments such as Wallmart. Scooty Puffs are feats of engineering as, despite their small size, they are able to support and mobilize even the largest of Hamplanets.
All of the scooty puffs at the store were in use by hamplanets, so grandma had to wait for me in the car.
by HonorMuhBeetus May 20, 2015