Puddle Clarity 

When you step into a puddle, fall into another dimension and immediately want to move to a warmer, dryer location.

I moved from Canada to Florida after an ass kicking of puddle clarity.

Puddle Clarity by Cfab97 February 11, 2022

mud puddler 

Man who likes to remove other peoples faeces and play with it.

I meet this gorgeous guy who happens to be a mud puddler

mud puddler by Sacha in OZ June 15, 2008

Salt Puddle 

A puddle of water that is remaining after the roads were recently salted leaving a salt water filled puddle, that has the ability to add white scum to your automobile. This commonly occurs on Pittsburgh streets during the winter.

Oh shit I just drove through a salt puddle

Salt Puddle by pixburghz finezt March 27, 2009

Piddle Puddle 

The wet spot left on the bed sheets after a female masturbates.

I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.

I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.

Piddle Puddle by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Love puddle 

The saturated wet spot on the mattress after making love.

I had to lay in the love puddle while we cuddled after sex.

We left a huge love puddle on the bed and went to shower.

Love puddle by Andee Vaccum March 16, 2021

green puddle skipper 

a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.

"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"

green puddle skipper by LightBoy December 9, 2005

Meat Puddles 

When a woman's breasts have become so flabby that when she wears a push-up bra or corset her breasts lay flat ,instead of perky, and ripple and slosh like water when they move.

Jane's tits look like meat puddles, dude.

Meat Puddles by thesonofabob June 12, 2011